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im so miserable but i laugh at everything

"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"
-(via seabelle)
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (via feellng)



plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first


i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree


imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

"You can always go back to your soulmate that’s what makes them your soulmate"
-Cappie from Greek
texassouthernbelle24 (via texassouthernbelle24)


my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”


just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government