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suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

sassykardashian:

Yeah you hot but are you nice, sincere, funny and caring

strength-fitness-andhealth:

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Yes…

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."
-Yara Bashraheel (via selectables)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?